Season Previews: Colorado Rockies

With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: . Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League West, check out the 2012 Colorado Rockies.

Wow... look at that beer
Doesn't that look delicious?
Marco Scutaro!

Ramon Hernandez
Squatting behind home plate now
Wilin backs him up

Troy Tulowitzki!
Todd Helton and Casey Blake
Across the diamond

Ty Wigginton's gone
So is Ian Stewart and
That is just dandy

Michael Cuddyer
Left the Twins for the Rockies
His cannon's in right

Car-Go out in left
Dexter Fowler in center
Pretty good outfield

Jhoulys Chacin and
Nicasio, Moscoso
Changed minds on Slowey

Jeremy Guthrie
Pomeranz and Alex White
Random rotation

Betancourt will close
Where have you gone Ubaldo?
Goodbye Huston Street

The Rockies have their
Work cut out for them this year
Can they beat LA?

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm. 3D beer.

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