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3.15.2012

Season Previews: Arizona Diamondbacks


With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: . Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the National League West, here is our version of the 2012 Arizona Diamondbacks.

Kubel in left now
Justin Upton in right field
Chris Young in center

Miguel Montero
Backed up by Henry Blanco
He is old as hell

Paul Goldschmidt across
The diamond from the Tat Man
We're so into him

At short and second
Stephen Drew and Aaron Hill
Turning double plays

Ian Kennedy
Cahill, Hudson and Saunders
Josh Collmenter too

Hernandez, Ziegler
Saito and Joe Paterson
Albaladejo!

J.J. Putz closes
Had 45 saves last year
That's pretty damn good

Even though last year
The Diamondbacks won the West
They'll battle this year

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