Season Previews: Cincinnati Reds

It's about time to kick off one of our favorite things in all the world: . Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the National League Central, here is a look at the 2012 Cincinnati Reds.

Bronson Arroyo
Wails on his sweet guitar
Watch his commercials

Love Joey Votto
Brandon Phillips, Paul Janish
And Scott Rolen too

Jay Bruce is awesome
Playing right field for the Reds
Drew Stubbs in center

Ludwick in left field
Backed up by Todd Frazier with
Heisey roaming too

Johnny Cueto and
Homer Bailey, Mat Latos
And Mike Leake pitching

Ryan Hanigan
Has a weird little mustache
Getting old to catch?

The Reds will have to
Best the Brewers and Cardinals
To win the Central

BLB predicts
They'll win it by a half game
But lose to the Phils

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MLB Ballparks said...

Reds have a lot of talent. And since when is 30 years old too old to catch? (Ryan Hanigan)

Sooze said...

Well he's not old in people years.... I know I couldn't squat for that long without hurting myself.

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