That totally just happened to us.
Nice mug shot, Jordan Schafer. It's okay to get stoned, just try to not be so high that you get caught next time.
I mean, seriously. Smoking a joint in your Land Rover right next to a cop? So dumb. We are sorry he took your ganja peanut butter cups, however.
Of course, this isn't the first mentally-challenged thing Schafer has done in his life. Back in 2008 when he was just a 21-year-old pup, he took HGH like a total idiot, got caught, and was suspended for 50 minor league ballgames. I'm sensing a pattern here.
Aaaaaaand, of course there's A Hilarious Dugout to accompany the story.