Season Previews: San Francisco Giants

With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps next week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: . Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League West -- and season previews in general -- are none other than the reigning World Champion San Francisco Giants.

Fear the Beard people!
That thing is scarier than
Brian Wilson's gimp

World Series Champs
They never stopped Believin'
Misfits and Castoffs

Big Time Timmy Jim!
Kung Fu Panda lost some chub
Twenty pounds so far!

Sweet Lou Piniella
Has joined Giants' front office
No more rampages.

Oh Buster Posey
You are so fucking awesome.
Let us count the ways...

Cody Ross is cute
And Pat the Bat crushes it
Aubrey Huff is old

The Giants will be
On reality tv
Sneak peak this April!

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Megs said...

BLB's season preview haikus: a sure sign of spring. :)