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8.10.2010

Dear Astros Fan: Dump That Loser!


If I were seconds away from being nailed by a foul ball... I would gracefully catch it, obviously. But that is neither here nor there.

If your special ladyfriend was about to get beaned while enjoying a ballgame with you, you'd protect her, right? Right. You're a good boyfriend. You'd throw yourself in front of her beautiful arm and either catch the ball or take one for the team.

Not this guy.

Sarah, a Houston Astros fan who attended Monday's 10-4 win over the Atlanta Braves, was hit in the arm with a foul ball off the bat of Chris Johnson because her boyfriend, Bo, is a total pansy.

Bo's excuse? He "lost it in the lights."




6 comments:

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My KID would've had that ball! I hope this young lady learns a very valuable lesson and calls it off with this guy. If he won't keep you from getting drilled by a foul ball, he's probably the type to stick you with all the wedding planning, diaper changing, and life-altering decision making in the future. So fast forward and make one: dump his azz.