Season Previews: Texas Rangers

With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: . Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the American League West, here are the Texas Rangers.

The Texas Rangers
Are a fairly young team. The
Roster’s still not set.

Taylor Teagarden
And Saltalamacchia
Vying for catcher.

Neftali Feliz
And his hundred mph
Fastball hope to start.

Can Hamilton stay
Healthy for more than a week?
Vlad is still scary.

Uncertainty looms
Over their season. Will they
Crash or will they shine?

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