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8.08.2009

Josh Hamilton Likes Jesus and Whipped Cream



Incriminating photos of recovering drug addict and 2008 Home Run Derby winner hero Josh Hamilton have surfaced via Deadspin this afternoon. None of these pictures show the Texas Rangers slugger smoking crack or actually drinking any booze, but he is slurping whipped cream off a scantily-clad young lady's large breasts...

And proceeds to whip his shirt off, of course.

Kind of a crazy situation for a bible-thumping family man to find himself in, if you ask me. In fact, if that were my non-existent husband, I'd kick him square in the nuts, demand half of his assets, then proceed to find a hot, tattooed big leaguer to take body shots off of me.

I'm looking at you, Ryan Roberts.

Hamilton has admitted to being intoxicated in the photos with the women who are not his wife. In the near future, the Rangers plan to address these photos, as Hamilton has done in the video below.

Get well soon.

[Deadspin] | [Josh Q. Public] | [Busted Coverage]

11 comments:

Bassmaster said...

I don't see what's wrong with eating a little whipped cream here and there. I'm sure he eats healthy otherwise!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that blonde his wife?

The BEEZE said...

I don't know if the blonde is his wife...I don't care...I'm just sick of Bible thumping douche bags who say one thing and act another way...Go smoke some crack and ruin your career again Hamilton!

Anonymous said...

another second chance seems to be in order here, you all know we,re only human ! how many second , third, and forth chanches have we all had ? i honestly have faith in the goodness of josh to shine through. mainly because he knows in his heart that TO:(KNOW JESUS,KNOW PEACE......NO JESUS,NO PEACE!) lets all try not to be so eager to judge another mans backslide after all,were just human.... GO BLESS YOU ALL ( case closed)

www.buyingachampionship.com said...

He went from being cool to "that guy who takes his shirt off in a bar that everyone hates."

Marea said...

This makes me kind of sad. His story may have been a little hokey and annoying during the All Star break last year but he really had gotten his shit together and most people wouldn't have been able to turn their life around like he did.. It really is sad that his fall from the wagon is getting national attention, but maybe it's the kick in the nuts he needs..
PS.. I was thinking of Ryan Roberts as his replacement as a huz too, Sooze.

Anonymous said...

Someone can have Chris Henry too. Second chance, I never get one. Way to go JH thought just the Bengals kept losers.

Anonymous said...

Get serious people, whipped cream ain't steriods!!!!Most everyone has a drink or 2, he sure chose the wrong place to have it.

Anonymous said...

boobs.

thewizword said...

Gimme a break, he gave his testimony of what god has done in his life, he never claimed to be god. He's still human not perfect. He had a few drinks WOW! He didn't drive home and kill someone.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Richard Davis from trademark realestate think's of josh's current dilima?

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