Mr. T Says Stay In School, Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper is barely old enough to pump gas.

He's barely old enough to stay out past 10pm making out with other teenage girls. Yet, he's apparently old enough to skip his last two years of high school to follow his dream of becoming a major league baseball player.

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Anonymous said...

16 is pretty young... but he's got the skills to pay the bills.

Megs said...

The next Joe Mauer?

Anonymous said...

The difference between Harper and all the 16-year-old Dominicans out there is that Harper actually IS 16. Not 12.

Fetch said...

You mean not 2