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5.12.2009

What is That Thing on Your Face?

Is that an albino squirrel, or are you just happy to see me?
Dear Bobby Jenks,

Umm... what's up with that critter hanging out on your chin? Do you feed it, or does it just keep coming back on it's own? It must really like you.

P.S. Intentionally throwing behind Ian Kinsler of all players? Really? Enjoy that fine.

xoxo,

BLB

11 comments:

eyebleaf said...

Dear Bobby Jenks,

Stop being a douchebag.

Riot said...

Hahahaha! How did you get close enough to the animal to get that close-up? Bobby Jenks is indeed a douche.

Sooze said...

I honestly thought it was just a phase he was going through.

Timberhill said...

Hey Sooze,

Recall the time that we saw Bobby Jenks's goatee crossing the street by your friend's place? Had I known what it was, I would have steered my car to hit it.

Sooze said...

Timberhill: That is the FIRST THING I thought of when I wrote this post. Fun night. :)

threio said...

it's the new blonde chia pet...there is another fool wearing a red one in St. Louis.

Anonymous said...

Kinsler did go 6-for-6 with a cycle that one time...

Anonymous said...

I heard that's where he hides his emery board.

Megs said...

Anon - he could hide all sorts of stuff in there! Snacks for later, his iPod, the kitchen sink...

CapitalBabs said...

AJ had to con someone on the team to join his "let's dye our hair funny colors" party since Swisher is gone...

ep said...

Sooze,
You provide laughs.
Thanks.

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