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5.08.2009

Blah Blah Steroids: Manny Ramirez


Manny Ramirez: borderline-retarded.Manny Ramirez, as mentioned earlier by Marea, will serve a 50-game suspension for screwing up royally, failing to adhere to the MLB Drug Policy. That's fifty games the cruising Los Angeles Dodgers will be forced to play without him.

The news, first reported Thursday morning by the Los Angeles Times, detailed information that the butterfly-chasing outfielder tested positive for what sources identified as the drug human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG), which is most commonly used in the treatment of female infertility.

This drug also just-so-happens to diminish testosterone levels at the end of a cycle of steroid treatments. Either Manny is an infertile woman, or he has some explaining to do.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Manny is full-blown mentally challenged. I can't blame him here.