Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League Central, here they are in all their beer-soaked glory: the Milwaukee Brewers.

Sabathia's gone
Gallardo is awesome though!
...Sabathia's gone. :(

Cameron in center
Hart wears sunglasses at night
Brauny out in left

Racing sausages!
Gwynn needs wrap-around Oakleys
Mike Lamb is crappy

Weeks up the middle
Along with J.J. hardy
Hall at the corner

Man, Eric Gagne
When will you be good again?
Getting kinda sad

Trev Hoffman is old
Prince Fielder is a monster
Beer is delicious

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