Season Previews: Toronto Blue Jays

Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving on with our preview of the National League East, is the Toronto Blue Jays: Canada's final hope for a baseball team.

A.J. Burnett left
Halladay is still awesome
B.J. Ryan has great hair

Big Hurt is gone, too
But Cito Gaston is back.
Kev Millar is new!

Red Sox and Yankees
Have more money, more fans
A.L. East is rough.

I think Scott Downs sucks.
Two guys named Romero!
Neither is J.C.

If Wells and Rolen
Can hit the longball often
Jays might finish third

[Blue Bird Banter] | [Drunk Jays Fans]


Megs said...

That photo of Roy Halladay is hilarious. He looks miserable in those powder blues!

Ian H. said...

Scott Downs is one of, if not THE best setup man in baseball! You can't beat that 1.78 ERA.

Halladay always looks pissed, that's his game face. Roy smiling is about as rare as a solar eclipse.

Wendy said...

I love that picture of Roy. He has that look on his face like he had to put on the powder blue uniform his granny got for him for Christmas because she's coming for a visit.

Tuffy said...

J.P. Ricciardi
Screams at the new beat writer
Inside, his heart breaks.

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