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You'll Poke Your Eye Out!


Carlos Peña was nixed from Friday's lineup card by a concerned Joe Maddon just before the game due to a scratched cornea. The Tampa Bay Rays were fine without the slugging first baseman -- who is still experiencing slightly blurred vision in his left eye -- pulling out a 6-2 victory over the Chicago White Sox behind Akinori Iwamura and future Rookie of the Year Evan Longoria.

My niece scratched my eyeball once right before I was supposed to leave for a G Love and the Special Sauce show. I ended up not going because it hurt really bad and was watering like crazy. When I asked my girl how the show was the next day, she was reluctant to tell me she totally made out with the drummer.

Carlos Peña, I hope Willy Aybar doesn't make out with your drummer and kill your dreams. Get well soon.

[AP] | [Outs Per Swing] | [The Fanhouse]


5 Comments:

Ginger said...

that is the saddest story ever.

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