Braves Sweep, Jones Still Ridiculous

Chipper Jones is ridiculous.
Chipper Jones drove in five runs for the Braves, including a three-run shot for his ninth homer of the season Sunday as the Atlanta Braves finished their sweep of the Cincinnati Reds with a 14-7 victory to bring them back up to .500 baseball.

The Braves, who nailed a season-high 19 hits, scored seven runs in the second inning and Kelly Johnson went 4-for-6 with three doubles. Three doubles! Furthermore, Mark Kotsay went 3-for-4 with a homer, his second of the year.

Atlanta veteran Tom Glavine couldn’t get his act together for his first victory, giving up seven hits and walking five for six runs in just 4.2 innings.

Bronson Arroyo was roughed up for seven runs on seven hits, and lasted only 1.1 innings. This marks the shortest outing of his career as his ERA sky-rocketed to 8.63.

Someone better call 911, cause Chipper Jones is on fire. The 36-year-old sweet-swinging switch-hitter is batting .425. Holy Smokes! The Braves, on the other hand, aren't faring so well on the road. They're 11-4 at The Ted, but 4-11 away.

That's not as crappy as the Reds, though, who just finished another five-game road losing streak to lose their 12th of 18 road games.

[AJC] | [Bleacher Report] | [BravesNuWorld] | []


Jacob said...

Sooze, I love how you don't even use a "Chipper Jones" tag. It's just "Chipper Jones Is Awesome".

Well done.

Get the most awesome tickets to your favorite sports events anytime - anywhere at ! Get all your tickets, tickets, tickets and much more last minute at

Catch up on the Voodoo Sabermetrics of some of your favorite and not-so-favorite players by clicking on this effed up voodoo doll.

For cheap baseball seats, we have great tickets, Detroit Tigers tickets, and . We also have awesome Cleveland Indians tickets, Yankees tickets, and

vintage tees from PalmerCash

Buy from a company just miles from ! Great available now. Buy your here.

Visit Onlineseats.com for 10% off All MLB Baseball Inventory.
Use Code BABES for Red Sox Tickets, Pittsburgh Pirates Tickets, San Diego Padres Tickets, Diamondbacks Tickets, And Concert Tickets.