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3.24.2008

Season Preview: Washington Nationals

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

The Nationals are
a pretty crappy team but
We are optimists

Dmitri at first
Man do we love Da Meat Hook
Rob Mackowiak

Austin Kearns in right
Elijah Dukes in center
Wily Mo is hurt

Shawn Hill is their ace?
Who the hell are all these guys?
Cordero will close

Lo Duca at home
Must be getting hard to squat
Zimmerman at third

Washington will win
70 games this season
Lastings Milledge... ugh

[Capitol Punishment] | [Federal Baseball] | [Nats 320]

3 comments:

Kristen said...

Nice job ladies. More than 70 though :)

Jacob said...

"Who the hell are all these guys?"

No kidding.

Melissa said...

That picture of Da Meat Hook slays me.