Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.
Ladies and gentlemen, the St. Louis Cardinals:
Will have to be clutch
When the rest of the Cardinals suck.
None of them
Can stay healthy it seems
And half of the rotation is hurt.
Is a favorite with fans
But won't be enough to finish over .500
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