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3.09.2008

Season Preview: Seattle Mariners

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.


The Mariners are
Fired up to have Bedard
and King Felix too

Tao of Ichiro
Is better than a proverb
Wise in the outfield

Beltre and Sexson
Playing opposite corners
Johjima at home

Washburn and Silva
Are re-heated leftovers
But they might be great

Probability
Is on their side when there's just
Four teams in the race

But they will end up
Just behind Los Angeles,
Ahead of the A's

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3 Comments:

Megs said...

I'm assuming those are Japanese reporters all concerned about Ichiro's Spring performance..