Season Preview: Los Angeles Angels

...of Anaheim.

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

Kicking off our American League West preview are the Best in the West, the Los Angeles Angels.

Best outfield ever
with Vlad, Torii and Gary?
Mike Scioscia thinks so

Ervin Santana
and Francisco Rodriguez
Don't forget the Jo(h)ns!

Kelvim Escobar
has some pretty sweet goggles
They get foggy though

Jered Weaver is
No longer in the shadow
Of his fat brother

We like to pronounce
Chone Figgins' name like Cho-ney
Justin Speier: hot

The Halos are great
They'll finish first in the West
Cause that's how they roll

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Megs said...

I miss Torii.