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3.29.2008

Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds


Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

Bronson Arroyo
Wails on his sweet guitar
When he's not pitching

Ken Griffey Jr.
Yeah, he totally still plays
Even though it hurts

He's in right field now
Trying not to hurt himself
...we'll see about that


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Speaking of sissies with guitars (joking!) check out John Mayer's attempt at play-by-play.


4 comments:

Jake the Snake said...

God that pic is hilarious. HOWEVER! One of him with his guitar AND his corn rows would have been funnier. Nonetheless, I salute you ladies.

Casey said...

Yes - hilarious pic, but I liked it better when he was in a Sox uni. Not as dominant as your Santana (understatement of the year), but could be counted on for a solid outing every five days.

Andrew V. said...

And...THAT happens!!!

Jason said...

he has one green and one blue!

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