Season Preview: Chicago White Sox

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

Ozzie ball is for
Sadists and the Southsiders.
(same difference, really)

Jimbo's is no more.
At least there will always be
Kick-ass tailgating.

Have fun this year, Sox.
AL Central is murder...
You will finish fourth.

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Megs said...

a.j. is a tool
ozzie is freakin nutso
i'm glad the sox stink