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2.21.2008

Season Preview: Toronto Blue Jays

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

So long Mr. Glaus
Hello Rolen and Eckstein
They're gritty! And tough!

Forget F-J-M
Intangibles surely count
more than stats. Right? RIGHT?

Either way- Burnett,
Halladay and McGowan
Spell trouble for bats

Vernon Wells got paid
He also got injured; so...
Will he return hot?

Stud Alex Rios
Why did they try to trade him?
Just like Delgado

One thing's for certain
Ricciardi can never be
Worse than Angelos


9 Comments:

Megs said...

That picture is killing me right now.