Season Preview: Cleveland Indians

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

Next on our agenda is the Cleveland Indians.

The flies bit Joba
That's not how to spell Jhonny
Garko, a buffoon

Grady is sexy
C.C. needs more Krispy Kreme
Cleveland sucks. WAHOO!

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educated bet said...

How much do you think CC will come in on the scales this season? Im thinking 405.
Peace...Iron Mike