Rowand Gets a Sweet Deal

Objectifying men is awesome.
Aaron Rowand -- or Bacon Pants as The Ladies... affectionately call him -- has agreed to a five-year, $60 million contract with the San Francisco Giants.

The 30-year-old, All-Star centerfielder is expected to bat fifth for the Giants after spending the past two seasons with the Philadelphia Phillies -- the last being a career Gold Glove year. Rowand hit .309 with 27 homers and 89 RBIs, nailed 45 doubles, and crossed the plate 105 times in 161 games last season. Way to go, buddy!

[SI.com] | [Only Baseball Matters] | [The Splash]


Megs said...

Bacon Pants! ? I don't get it, but it's somehow hilarious.