Despite an obvious sabotage attempt by Mariano Rivera, the Yankees were able to take this weekend's series from Boston 2 games to 1. It also means the Yanks are 10-8 against the Sox on the season, giving Red Sox fans everywhere reason to be ashamed. I mean, what's the point of the Red Sox winning the division if they can't beat the Yankees. What's that? The playoffs you say? Yeah. We'll see you there.
Here are a few things we've learned from this weekend's series:
When Boston loads the bases in the bottom of the ninth, down one run and Big Papi at the plate, Sarah loses her mind and cries like a little girl.
The Yankees need to hurry up and spank Joba into shape before Rivera single-handedly sinks the ship.
Watching Clemens and Schilling pitch the same game is like watching two water buffalo slowly kicking each other to death over the course of 4 hours.
Youkilis could make a successful living as a human target for the Yankees bullpen.
You cannot deny that Derek Jeter is clutch. Yeah yeah, and he's hot too. I get it.
Red Sox fans? .