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7.10.2007

Clearly, He's Lost His Mind...

Sooze and Lizzy's feeble assistant.Oh, the Midsummer Classic. What's more American than the blazing hot middle of summer, some cold beers, and the Annual MLB All-star Game. For those planning on watching it (I don't blame you if you don't) Soozy and myself will be live blogging it.

Not here, though.

Our Fearless Editor over at Deadspin has clearly been drinking too much of the tainted NYC water, and has invited us to live blog the game over at the best sports website EVER. Come check it out as Sooze and myself bring our unique blend of crass and class to the testosterone bomb at Deadspin:)

So come on over, have some beer, read what we have to say, and for the regular 'Spinners who read our stuff here, feel free to lay it on us.

[Live Blog]

19 comments:

throwbot said...

Sooze and Lizzie + Testosterone bomb + All-Star Game = Epic awesomeness.

throwbot said...

oh, and sorry I spelled your name wrong, Lizzy. I got caught up in the giddyness

Sooze said...

shit is about to go down!

Sanchez said...

'Lay it on us'

- come on that's just too easy...

Sooze said...

Haha Sanchez, just wait.

unless Will has already changed his mind.

Signal to Noise said...

Will is going to feel violated after you two are done with his poor site.

Which I highly encourage.

Bassmaster said...

Movin on up, ladies!

Megs said...

I'm so pumped up for you guys! How's that go about Janet Reno and her dingdong? Something about opening a can of paint?

mikeski said...

Those troglodytes at Deadspin have never had it so good.

Anonymous said...

I, Stu, guarantee the liveblog will be more entertaining than the game.

MCBias said...

I'm excited about this too. I'm not sure I'll be able to sit through the whole thing live, but I'll definitely read it all first thing tomorrow.

Texas Gal said...

This will be the best ASG ever. For serious. I cannot wait for the awesomeness, Liz & Sooze. Break a leg!

Bassmaster said...

That was great, ladies. Absolutely amazing. I think you'll have to put a bid in with FOX to replace Buck an McCarver for the World Series!

Sooze said...

that was fun.

pookeyguru said...

I'm not sure what was funnier.

"He's tagged out at the plate by Junior's geriatric cannon: not even close. National League up by one taco."

"Josh Beckett retires Griffey on a "nasty" pitch. THAT WAS A NASTY PITCH. GO JUMP IN THE BAY, JOE BUCK. I hope there are sharks with lasers there waiting for you. End of the third, score remains the same. Dane Cook is a buffoon. THISSSS IS OURRRR COUNTRY....."

"WILL EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT BARRY BONDS!!!! For the love of all that is holy, would it kill Tim McDoucheface and Joe "My IQ is 45" Buck please shut up about HGH, steroids, and placing their proverbial lips flat against the glistening cheeks of Barry Bonds? Yes. There were steroids in baseball. Let's get over it. BACK IN MY DAY, baseball announcers actually paid attention to the game, and maybe talked a little bit about what was actually going on the field, talked about stats. Now get off my lawn! Josh Beckett knocks them down in order. Probably because he was terrified that someone might hit a ball at E-Rod. Score remains the same." (that deserved the whole blurb...i couldn't find anything not funny there)

"My Canadian Crusher donkey-punches one to Junior, who snatches it to end the inning." (I can only imagine what that conversation would be like with his mother)

"Ichiro and Manny. BFF!!!!!!!4EVA!!!. "Sometimes you catch the ball, and sometimes the ball catches you." Thank you, Tim. I really think that it might just be more fun to live blog the commentating. Joe Buck informs us that Eric Burns' dog is safe in the boat. Would someone please throw Eric Burns into the bay and see if he can find his way back? That would be something worth following over the game. Dagnabbit, no inside the park home runs during my inning. Although we had an equally as long and stupid interview with Tony LaRussa. Three up and down, A-Rod error count is still at one. 2-1 AL." (I'm not sure what's funnier. Throwing Byrnesie in the bay or that Ichiro and Manny might be BFF's. That being said a contest should be run with Ichiro and Manny signing the 2 of us on karaoke while Byrnesie is being eaten up by those vicious bay sharks..see which illicit's a quicker vote response on American Idol--And for the record dog's are safe wherever there is more water than their slobber)

"Fox baptises Russel Martin Turtle from Entourage. Turtle then beans a cop with a foul ball, and then screams a VERY BAD WORD that rhymes with spit at the end of the inning. That's gotta violate some kind of FCC ordinance? Think Uncle Rupert and the White Power Bills at Fox will see some sort of fine? Most likely not. Swear words make Lizzy smile. 3-2 NL." (they make me smile too)

"Seventh inning smoke/take a shot break... God Bless America." (I really hope that hippie lettuce was smoked, in addition to the usual 5 cigarettes an hour)

"How refreshing that Paula Cole started shaving her pits. Anyone else remember that? Sooze's main man Johan Santana has taken the hill in San Fransisco for the AL. Some guy flew out. I wasn't paying attention to the TV because I was inhaling pizza and trying to get the vision of Paula Cole's nipples in HD out of my head." (What's sad is that this is probably one subject men and women can wholeheartedly agree on--except for the pussy whipped idiots who think that anything with breasts and a minor bump for an ass is cute)

"Oh Tim, please, PLEASE stop sniffing the white out. Torii Hunter makes a Manny Ramirezesque play in the outfield. Chase Utley likes to fish, and loves dancing with Leah Remini at weddings. Perhaps he and Brady Quinn should hook up....Aaron Rowand whiffs on a steamer from the Papelboner. Torii Hunter almost blew two flying balls in a row. Tee hee." (Tim sniffing white out would be must see TV--unlike Barry Bonds 556th)

"Joe Buck declares there was a tombstone with Young's name on it because he has diabeties." (Umm I just laughed because that's funny)

"K-Rod deserves a punch in the face, and I hope that Posada gives it to him." (A's fans everywhere agree with you)

Thanks for the laughs. 7 beers later I might understand some of it.

marea said...

WELL PLAYED LADIES, WELL PLAYED.
You give us female baseball fans some street cred :)
You were DEFINITELY more entertaining than the game. Although, watching Jim Leyland get all pissed off at the bottom of the 9th was pretty good too.
Also.. what's a girl got to do to get frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads?? (To utterly DESTROY Joe Buck. GOOD LORD he sucks.

Sooze said...

sharks with laser beams on their heads -- dually noted.

Tara said...

I loved your blogging last night! Kept me interested in the game. Will there be future engagements?

Sooze said...

Well, we didn't wreck the place, so there's a chance!