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5.10.2007

Rocket: Classic Ornery Douche

According to today's New York Daily News, the insane amouts of money that is being thown at Roger Clemens hasn't done much to change his self-important methods of jackassery. Clemens got a little mouthy at a Daily News reporter and photographer, claiming "I'm going to take some film" out of the photographer's camera, even though every photographer, oh, IN THE UNIVERSE, has been shooting digitally for the last ten years. But what can you expect from a 45-year-old man with frosted blond tips and the IQ of an english muffin?

Not a great start to the pending love afair between Clemens and the New York Media. I've predicted fellatio via syntax, but I could be wrong. What's gonna happen after he gets schooled for 9 runs in his first innings of work, and then is pulled after the 3rd (2003 ALCS anyone?). What is it with old Yankee pitchers and their anger towards cameramen? Anyone remember The Big Ugly's little incident a few years back? I can totally see Roger throwing a bat at Mike Lupica for speaking ill of his wife's bedazzling business.

Kenny Rogers was unavailable for comment.

[New York Daily News]

11 comments:

rstiles said...

It's going to be an interesting summer in the Bronx

jake the snake said...

I sense some hostility.

Megs said...

ROcket has a butt-chin.

Mark Serio said...

As a Yankee fan,who will take his pitching,but hates his ego on parade demeanor want to thank you for letting me get in touch with my feminine side.

throwbot said...

In defense of Roger, that photographer wouldn't get off his damn lawn.

Pity Da Fool said...

"...and the IQ of an English muffin..."

Great line, Lizznatch. Bottom line: Life is difficult when you have no neck, no class and no soul.

Business or Leisure? said...

Randy Johnson sneers at your lack of gusto on this one, Rog.

Bassmaster said...

He seriously asked for the film?

PANGER said...

IQ of an english muffin

that made me laugh and wrecked my breakfast all at once.

Anonymous said...

Roid rage?

kerrie said...

It's ok anonymous, you're not alone.