We caught up with Mark Buehrle after his recent no-hitter to ask him how it felt to be a star for a day.
Sooze: Hey, Mark! Thanks for sitting down with us.
Mark: Have you guys ever met my friend A.J. Pierzynski?
Lizzy: No, we haven't had the pleasure.
A.J.: I'll give you the pleasure.
Sooze: So... Mark, how did you feel after your no-no?
Mark: You know, it was really great --A.J.: Have you girls ever "done it"?
Lizzy: Done it?
A.J.: You know, with each other?
Sooze: Wouldn't you like to know.
Lizzy: We've actually never met each other, Mark.
A.J.: He brought me along cause he's shy around girls...
Mark: Shut up dude, you practically begged me to come along.
Lizzy: Back to that no-hitter --
A.J.: I totally called that no-no. I was in the dugout talking crap to Jim Thome and I was all, "Burly's totally gonna have a perfect game." Then he walked Sammy and Jim hit me in the face. He hurt me, see? (points to his misshapen melon)
Sooze: Let me see that (smack!)
A.J.: Ouch!
Mark: You're always such a baby.A.J.: Nu-UH! Did you see me take down Eckstein on Pay-Per-view? I kicked that midget's ass!
Lizzy: David Eckstein is not a midget.
Sooze: That's right, he's just vertically challenged.
Mark: Ahh, plus that whole thing was set up.
A.J.: Whatever.
Mark: I felt great after my no-hitter. But what really matters is that we won the game as a team.
A.J.: I totally had a hit in that game.
Mark: God, A.J. you're always trying to steal my thunder! You're hitting like, .195 this season!
Lizzy: Yeah, you suck.
A.J.: I totally --
Sooze: I think that's all the time we have for today guys. Thanks again.
4.20.2007
Under The Bleachers
Posted by Sooze on 4/20/2007
Tags: , Mark Buehrle, Under The Bleachers
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