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4.30.2007

Say What?

Some people have the strangest fetishes.

  • "Joe Mauer is friends with Paul Moliter. He and his dad turned a leaf-blower attachment into a batting tutorial." [The Extrapolater]


  • "This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life." []


  • "You've got runners on base, no one out, a world of possibilities before you." []


  • "Alex Rodriguez may have been wearing the pinstripes the past few years, but anyone who follows the team knows he was never a 'True Yankee.'" [The Brushback]


  • "If your embattled Yankees manager Joe Torre, you woke up this morning probably not knowing where the future lies." []


  • "Allow me, with your kind permission, to present to you my pièce de résistance." [The Onion]


  • "Hey guys, it's Ji- Oh you already said my full name. I will not bother finishing that typed phrase." []


  • "Sometimes you wonder why these odd plays happen to the Indians. Other times you half-expect them to always happen to them." []


  • "Hi. Wow. Okay. Last night, I threw up in my mouth a little when Bonds hit that home run. " []



  • 4 Comments:

    Megs said...

    HA! Please keep quoting Allyssa Milano from her blog. That's too funny.

    I mean, *Touch* Em All? What's the asterisk all about? Is she being literal?

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