Joe, I created an amazing photo montage for you, but just as I was about to hit enter, the stripper I bought you for your 24th birthday sat on my keyboard and erased the entire post.
So I'll instead just say that I think you're the best. You're my hometown hero. You're the batting champ. You look just as hot in a hammock as you do as a backstop, and I hope you're behind the plate for a long time. And man, is that a sweet swing.
Oh yeah... Happy Birthday to you too, Dennys Reyes. You're one scary dude.
Posted by Sooze