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3.27.2007

Season Preview: The Florida Marlins

Moving right along with our season preview haiku's on the nature-loving NL East is a look at the upcoming season.

Drunk on the D-Train
New closer is Julio
Cabrera at third
A no-no for Anibal?
Uggla ain't Ugly
But Felix's fastball is
Ramirez at short
The Marlins sucked last season
And they'll suck this year

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3 comments:

kerrie said...

This one is BY FAR my favorite season preview.

Any haiku that starts out with "drunk on the d-train" gets my vote.

George Bush Ate My Puppy said...

WTF?

Megs said...

Haha, well done lady.