Season Preview: The Arizona Diamondbacks

Considering the lack of time we have given ourselves to give you high-quality season previews before the regular season actually begins, we've decided to bring the business haiku-style. Here we go: the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Webb is the Ace man
Old Randy Johnson is back
Byrnes needs a hair cut
Conor Jackson at first base
Drew up the middle
The D'Backs sucked last season
Finishing at fourth
Expect the same this season
Randy breaks a hip

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Megs said...

Ha! Randy breaks a hip. Keep em coming ,lady.

Maryland Orioles' Fan said...


But Brilliant though...

bassmaster said...

season preview haikus are so under-rated.

Sooze said...

They so are.