Barry Bonds entered Giants camp today sans entourage, who are not welcome due to the untrustworthiness of his trainers.
He also called out the federal government to "come get him" for perjury and tax evasion.
Bonds then slipped back into the tunnel toward the clubhouse, only to emerge with his new buddy, San Francisco's newly acquired ace, Barry Zito.
Newly clothed, the Barrys turned around – making sure to strike a pose for the cameras – and showed their new shirts, which said: "DON'T ASK ME... ASK BARRY" with an arrow pointing towards each other. Clever.
Source: San Francisco Giants