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2.12.2007

Kris Benson, husband of former stripper and notorious skank-weirdo Anna Benson, will likely miss the entire 2007 season with a torn rotator cuff. Surgery is required, and Benson will likely be out for anywhere from eight to 12 months. A recent MRI revealed the tear, team doctors said.

Benson signed with the Baltimore Orioles in 2006, and went 11-12 with a 4.06 ERA during his first season at Camden Yards.


No word on whether Anna's S&M tendencies contributed further to Benson's injury.


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9 comments:

Sooze said...

Anna: You've been a very naughty boy, Kristin.

Kris: Ow! My arm!

Anna: Naughty.

Maryland Orioles' Fan said...

We'll miss Kris. He'd better find some excuse to get out of the house for the next year...

extrapolater said...

He looks like a cadaver, he's probably easier to break than we suspect.

Rich said...

I wonder how long before that Southern Fried Bitch gets her mouth super glued...

ian said...

he had her in the wheelbarrow but the weight of her boobs made her top heavy and caused him to tear his rotator cuff.

Maryland Orioles' Fan said...

For the most part, Anna has been quiet in Baltimore.

Baltimore may be a tad boring for Anna, sadly. No real peep from her at all since he's been on the team

To be honest, I'd kill for John Maine right now...

extrapolater said...

You'll know The Wire has "jumped the shark" if and when Anna Benson makes a guest appearance.

Maryland Orioles' Fan said...

Rolling on the floor, Extra - nice.

Anna could be on 'The Wire', but for decency sake I won't go into to her guest starring role.

Anonymous said...

She's a weirdo, not a wierdo. ;)