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1.23.2007

That Dump In The Bronx To Get Last Hurrah


It is expected that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig will announce at a joint news conference that notorious shithole Yankee Stadium will be the home of the 2008 All-Star Game.

The new Yankee Stadium, which I am willing to bet will not be named Yankee Stadium, will open for the 2009 season, and apparently baseball officials decided that it would be a fitting farewell to force as many people into that landfill of a park as possible during what will probably be the hottest weekend of the summer. My goodness, what will the Bleacher Creatures do now?

Please submit suggestions for what YOU think the new Yankee Stadium will be named.

[ESPN.com]

7 comments:

Sooze said...

Overpriced Beer Field with adjacent bar/restaurant: Juicers

Anonymous said...

Stay classy. I come here to read good baseball writing and find petty crap. As a Mets fan the Yankees are evil but shouldn't this kind of crap show up on humor sites?

Sooze said...

"Stay Classy" would be a good stadium name.

Maryland Orioles' Fan said...

LOL. Well, yes, going to school in NYC, I will say it is indeed a well not the most ideal place to watch a game.

It will be intresting to see what they come with for the new stadium, although I think they are going to still keep it "Yankee Stadium".

They surely don't need money for naming rights with as much cheese they generate...

Rich said...

I do agree with the above poster, really. As much as it does pain me, they might want to keep it Yankee Stadium. Surely George has enough cheese to not tack on a sponsor...

Sooze said...

Steinbrenner Stadium.

Lizzy said...

Yo! Anonymous! You want to read good baseball writing? Read Bill Simmons, he's the best. And if you're going to be a prick and take pot shots at people OVER THE INTERNET, please, PLEASE have the testicles to put your name on it. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.